i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
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So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
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I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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