yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
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Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
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There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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