Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
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