i just google imaged poop.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
