return my video game
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I fill condoms, not promises.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Randomize
