a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
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Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
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I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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