office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
