Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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