Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
They took my balls.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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