we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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