he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
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KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
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Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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