some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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