he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
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Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
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I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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