I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
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That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
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It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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