your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i jhust puked up my retainher.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
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well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
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He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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