i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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