ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
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Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
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so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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