at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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