hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
this just has baby written all over it
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
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I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
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If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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