best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
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Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
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You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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