so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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