Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
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Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
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College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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