How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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