my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
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It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
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I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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