If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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