i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
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It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
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At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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