Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
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I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
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I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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