oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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