I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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