I just made out with a guy for $7.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
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Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
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I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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