So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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