I got chris browned last night
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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