Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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