So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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