you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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