the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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