and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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