No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
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