How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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