Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
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I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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