What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Randomize
