would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Randomize
