We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
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in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
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He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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