Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
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It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
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We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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