Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
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Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
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I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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