so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
i believe in u and ur pee
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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