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• (+27): View more from South Africa

  I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.

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  I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me

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