he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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