somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
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I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
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I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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