I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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