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One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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