i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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