Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I CAN MOONWALK!

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(480): View more from Arizona

So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.

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(705): View more from Ontario

Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence

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(605): View more from South Dakota

I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.

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(305): View more from Florida

gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill

(970): View more from Colorado

did you ask her what wine to pair it with?

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(913): View more from Kansas

Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'

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(347): View more from New York

i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...

(404): View more from Georgia

sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules

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(313): View more from Michigan

This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."

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(801): View more from Utah

the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me

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