I CAN MOONWALK!
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
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gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
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So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me