Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (207): View more from Maine

  I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (207): I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking. http://tfl.nu/3fqs
  Replies (27) Good night (3458) Bad night (981)
• Favorite

  (609): View more from New Jersey

  if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (609): if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless http://tfl.nu/3wa2
  Replies (11) Good night (4334) Bad night (831)
• Favorite

  (718): View more from New York

  walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (718): walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :) http://tfl.nu/3uv4
  Replies (36) Good night (5992) Bad night (605)
• Favorite

  (415): View more from California

  Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (415): Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed". http://tfl.nu/ptkf
  Replies (54) Good night (8131) Bad night (3425)
• Favorite

  (305): View more from Florida

  just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (305): just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins http://tfl.nu/ypgx
  Replies (27) Good night (3837) Bad night (919)
• Favorite

  (630): View more from Illinois

  you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (630): you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling... http://tfl.nu/h6kn
  Replies (38) Good night (1022) Bad night (3840)
• Favorite

  (616): View more from Michigan

  Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (616): Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son" http://tfl.nu/3jto
  Replies (1) Good night (516) Bad night (679)
• Favorite

  (308): View more from Nebraska

  I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (308): I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards. http://tfl.nu/31cw
  Replies (8) Good night (899) Bad night (636)
• Favorite

  (209): View more from California

  I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (209): I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat http://tfl.nu/qvh1
  Replies (3) Good night (675) Bad night (318)
• Favorite

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (610): I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention http://tfl.nu/bnw5
  Replies (4) Good night (606) Bad night (304)
• Favorite

  (606): View more from Kentucky

  And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (606): And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?" http://tfl.nu/s0we
  Replies (4) Good night (508) Bad night (319)
• Favorite

  (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (202): Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone. http://tfl.nu/t31y
  Replies (25) Good night (323) Bad night (935)
• Favorite

  (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (+44): Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread. http://tfl.nu/ub9a
  Replies (4) Good night (643) Bad night (243)
• Favorite

  (425): View more from Washington

  Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (425): Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis? http://tfl.nu/fp34
  Replies (5) Good night (286) Bad night (470)
• Favorite

  (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (202): Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink http://tfl.nu/99ua
  Replies (5) Good night (553) Bad night (334)

Randomize