Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
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Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.