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• (905): View more from Toronto

  I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it

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• (805): View more from California

  When do i get to see u next week?

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  When I teabag your entire family

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.

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• (805): View more from California

  just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.

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• (646): View more from New York

  I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted

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  how much adderall did you take today?

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.

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• (916): View more from California

  She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.

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